The Damn Dog makes me sneeze....
This is our dog. Barkley is his name. This is actually a fairly old picture of Barkley, when he was a puppy. He's tricking you right now.
He is.
Your first impression of this dog is probably:
"He's cute."
"He looks calm."
You have been suckered. Like many other people, Barkley's adorableness has taken you in a direction that is false. The dog is smarter than some people I've met in my life.
Why you ask?
He is a master at impressions. We like to take that mutt to the dog park. At the dog park he turns into a completely different dog. He turns into a gentle fun loving dog. Where everyone loves him. They think he's so gentle, so sweet, so nice, but this little crappenstance at home is a hyper jumping around, master of his domain. I can't begin to explain what he's like at home and what he's like outside.
If there was puppy valium, I'd give it to him.
And he's making me sneeze right now.
Damnit, I love this dog.
FEH!
posted by Omar at 10/19/2008 08:27:00 AM
6 Comments:
Wow, that puppy looks so sweet. So calm. I bet he is the best behaved dog ever. He looks like the "after" dog from the show GOOD DOG U. He looks like the kind of dog that would pull you, in your sleep, from a burning building.
lol Barkly and my baby girl Tiba should meet up. She is a total SPAZ but everyone sees a sweet beautiful well behaved lil girl. AS IF! They were not here while she was running through the house with one of my bras or when she grabbed the TP and I had it all OVER! lol
But, I love her. So does her big brother Scout since he was missing his brothers.
Nice to see you back, Lord O Buttah!
*hugs*
Wow so you are back!!!
Nice to hear from ya, and know you still breathing.
Its been awhile. A long while.
It could be worse though, he could be a lazy dog that you'd have to literally drag out of the house...Just saying.
At least he's not trying to kill you.
Here's the difference between dogs and cats. When you're in trouble and dying, a dog will dial 911 or run around the house barking trying to get help. A cat will wait until you die so that he can eat your intestines.
He is cute. So are you. Keep Blogging!
He is cute. So are you. Keep Blogging!
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